Guzzlin’ Suckers.
Hey America, gas prices just hit a record high! Oil companies are laughing all the way to the bank, and our dependency on Middle Eastern oil reserves blinds us to injustices committed by the hands of illegitimate governments, instead propping them up and undercutting our efforts to use non-violent methods of "regime change." But you still just can’t get enough of your SUVs and 45 minute commutes back and forth between the office and the new house in the peaceful, sprawling burbs.
So while you keep wasting time and money in your vehicles, I’ll be driving my economy car 5 minutes to work, filling up twice a month, and vacationing in the tropics, the whole time doing more to aid the situation in the Middle East than all your Calvin pissing on Osama and "These Colors Don’t Run" stickers combined. Suckers.
